METAL CHRISTMAS CHEER!

The Christmas music is being shoved into our ears and all the stores and media are decked out, so I dedicate this "different" Christmas material to everyone that hangs out with me... and to Christmas parties of the past at Ricks...

Thanks Be To Count Chocula and Ghosthunters

To get in the spirit of things, since I am not a meat eater... I decided to put up my own list of things that I am thankful for on this Turkey Holocaust...

1. I am thankful for Count Chocula... You have been a delicious friend since childhood. You are tasty, cheap, and you were my first real encounter with a vampire!

2. I am thankful for nights where people do not ask me to smile at work, or when I do not get yelled at by strangers who overheard my friends say my name at the bar. We are not friends, I did not ask you to change your mood, and I do not come to your work and scream at you... enough said...

3. I am thankful for Jello Pudding Pops, and the fact that they are still being made. Also, eating them while wearing a Bill Cosby Sweater.

4. I am thankful that Dave just showed me the Clownvis clip where he played at a retirement home. He sang the Golden Girls theme. I am VERY thankful for the Golden Girls and find this Clownvis Clip GENIUS!

5. I am thankful for Sock Monkeys and Gnomes... Man, I Freaking LOVE GNOMES!

6.Finally, I am thankful for my friends, who are the closest things to Unicorns that I will ever touch...

Happy Holidays...

Mel

This Is How Unicorns Get Their Horns Off

This is how my friends and I celebrate a birthday... as demonstrated through imagery!

Anyone who knows me will agree, no night is complete without a drunken picture of me making this face!

Good Night Cyber Cit-ayyyyyyyyyyyy!

Alice in Wonderland and Skin Chizzling

So, I got more work done on my sleeve today... My elbow, where the Mad Hatters Hat is, hurt like a bitch! Here are some pics for your viewing pleasure. Brandon at Ink Well is AMAZING... and so is Jay for drawing it up... still not done but one step closer.

Lady Wood

I have just been introduced to this new phenomenon and I just had to share... The term "Lady Wood" has been "popping up" around me so I figured that I would take the time to share with my friends...

I first heard the term from my twin sister. Also, Rebecca Romijn used it in an episode of "Eastwick" on ABC, as seen here:

The term is described by the Urban Dictionary as - "When a woman gets turned on by another woman or a gay man"

So, ladies and gentlemen... take this as your Melissa vocabulary word of the day. Try using it in a sentence. For example...

"Oh, Megan Fox looks hot in that swimsuit. I think I have some lady wood!"

Enjoy!

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YOU'RE WELCOME!!!