Sunday, April 24, 2011

PSA's... LIFE'S LITTLE GOLDEN NUGGETS OF WISDOM

I have a problem when it comes to searching for odd videos when I can't sleep. My insomnia is here for your viewing pleasure! I give you... Funny, ridiculous, or just weird PSA'S!

PEEWEE... Always a good example... Hey, are you in a movie theater? Oh, no... It's just a set!

LOOK HOW COOL THIS KID IS!!! With those brains, it's a shame he dropped out! He could have cured cancer, or figured out the solution to world peace!


IF THIS DOESN'T STOP YOU FROM DRUNK DRIVING... NOTHING WILL!!!

CATCHY! (You can figure out if I mean the jingle or the subject matter...)

Ladies... Take Notes!

I'm a sucker for the Star Wars PSA'S

I'm pretty sure this is suppose to be serious... but, tell me this isn't ridiculous, and funny!

AND THE WINNER FOR MOST MEMORABLE PSA IS??? 

Wednesday, March 30, 2011

WHY I LOVE THE INTERNET

BECAUSE... YOU CAN FIND AWESOME STUFF LIKE THIS!!!
Is anyone still looking for Lionel?

And this is suppose to NOT make me wanna do meth??? Um, Chewbacca + baseball = AWESOME

You have been Rick-Rolled... 007 Style

What do I stare at first???

This kid is  now Bill Gates... Not really, but I bet he's rich!

Most romantic engagement pic ever!

I... Uh...No comment needed...

True Dat!

It's funny because 1. He's a juggalo 2. He has a chicken tattoo and 3. My friend RPK photoshopped another friends band poster in the background... so SUPER WIN!

Ultimate hipster

Awww... he didn't wait for the coke! 

I want to make these and post them

Grandma's classy little gentlemen

And finally... YES!!!
Until next time, Stay Fancy
Mel

Monday, February 14, 2011

Why Valentines Day is Goofy

Valentines Day is usually filled with either love or utter disgust.
Either way, these made me laugh...

I PITY THE FOOL THAT IS MR.T's VALENTINE!
 Um... Pretty Sure This Was Made In 2 Seconds
 The Direct Approach
 A Nice Way To Not Get Laid
 The Space Man Makes It Hurt Less
 Evil Penguin Has Picked Sides
Pretty Sure This Is Racist... But I Can't Understand It To Tell

 Clever and Direct
 Zombies Need Love Too
Juggalos Are Romantic Too

 For The Realist... 
 Most Romantic Idea Ever!
In All Serious... White Castle Date=DUMPED
 You Can't Lose With Star Wars
 Tupac Always Was The Poet... Sigh
EMO GREETING

?????

 Pimps Even Be Bringin Da Romance..
 Presidential Love
 Bringing Church And State Together...
 Um... Yes!
 This Could Go A Couple Different Ways... 


 Not A Valentine... But Funny

 For The Girl Who Has Everything... Except You...
 Final Thoughts???
Oh, And One I Made Just For You!!! (And For LC!)

Sunday, February 6, 2011

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!



NOOO!!! They made Harry Potter dirty! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is just wrong, but ok... I did laugh a bit...


Kitteh agrees with me!

RONALD MCDONALD: THE SCARY YEARS

So, is it just me... Or was Ronald McDonald RIDICULOUSLY TERRIFYING until at least the mid 80's?
He honestly looks like he might have teamed up with Pogo, Gacy's alter clown ego!
I mean, LOOK AT HIM! 





Because I know this bothers my twin sister... and because these are just plain creepy...
I give you Ronald McDonald's reign of terror via television!

This is the first Ronald McDonald video... it looks like this clown dug through the trash to make this costume!



WAY TOO MUCH CLOWN FACE! You look NOTHING like your dolls!




How did they not notice that the guy playing Ronald was a creepy actor? And... what clown takes pictures of children???




I can safely say that this has NEVER been a daydream of mine... More like a NIGHTMARE!




This is why it took me until last year to ice skate!


What do you think? Do these creep you out enough???
XOXO 
MEL

Friday, February 4, 2011

I FINALLY KNOW THE MEANING!!!

After my first full week at my new job (which is awesome) I FINALLY know the meaning to this song!

JAM ON!

Thursday, January 13, 2011

My Time With The BLACK BEAUTY... A Love Story





Hey all you Movie Geeks! Melissa here… and I have some more pictures of THE BLACK BEAUTY while it was in St. Louis. For Tom’s account, go here: http://wearemoviegeeks.com/2010/10/movie-geek-rides-in-the-green-hornets-black-beauty-3/ ENJOY! 
ABOUT “BLACK BEAUTY” “Black Beauty” is a 1964-1966 CHRYSLER IMPERIAL that features: GM PERFORMANCE ZZ454 500HP CRATE MOTOR, RACE TRANS TURBO 400 MANUAL VALVE BODY TRANSMISSION, MOSER FORD 9 INCH REAR DIFFERENTIAL W/4.56 GEARS & DETROIT LOCKER, 4 WHEEL 12 INCH DISC BRAKES, TWIN CALIPERS IN REAR FOR STUNTS, SPEEDWAY ENGINEERING FRONT & REAR SWAY BARS, ART CARR SHIFTER, HOOKER HEADERS, FLOWMASTER MUFFLERS, COYES 20X10 REAR WHEELS 20X9 FRONT, GOODYEAR TIRES, OFF ROAD UNLIMITED REAR DROP SPRINGS, TUBULAR PANHARD BAR AND TRACTION BARS, REBUILT FACTORY FRONT SUSPENSION DROPPED 3 INCHES, 12-GALLON JAZ FUEL CELL, DEMON 750CFM CARBUERATOR, K&N AIR CLEANER, MSD DISTRIBUTER AND 6AL BOX, BE-COOL ALUMINUM RADIATOR, TWIN OPTIMA BATTERIES, AUTOMETER GAUGES, GRANT STEERING WHEEL, TOMMY LEE STEERING BOX, MARCH ENGINE ACCESSARY DRIVE SYSTEM, EARLS TRANSMISSION COOLER, PAINT AND BODY WORK BY JACK’S AUTO BODY, CLEAR GLASS FROM ALLEN AUTO GLASS, and INTERIOR BY REUBENS AUTO UPHOLSTRY.
  • 2 hood mounted, retractable .30 Caliber M1919 Browning Machine Guns – cartridge-fed
  • 8 FIM-92A Stinger Missiles – front bumper loaded
  • 1 M2 Grill mounted Flamethrower – modified
  • 2 Benelli M2 20 Gauge Shotguns loaded with non-lethal, kinetic impact munitions rifles (rubber bullets / beanbags) – mounted in the light bezels
  • 4 FIM-92A Stinger Missiles – rear bumper loaded
  • 1 .30 Caliber M1919A6 Browning Machine Gun on tripod mount – trunk
  • 2 Retractible front wheel anti-riot spikes
  • 6 AR-15, 12 Gauge modified door guns – inset 3 per front suicide door