Pumpkin Punkin!

In the spirit of the season... here are some of the creepiest, weirdest, funniest pumpkins that I have found on the web... Each one is NOT MINE and if you click on them, it will take you to where I found them... so it links back!

Sweet Guitar Tricks

Gilbert's Guitar Tricks

He-Man... What's Going On???

Wait through the first 30-40 seconds... lol

We Brought Our Evil To Another Country... AGAIN!

It's The Great Pumpkin, YO!

My friends and I went to a Pumpkin Farm for some good ol' fashioned pumpkin fun... enjoy!

Warty Pumpkins... need I say more?

My New Friend... I'm Such A Kid!

Wagon Ride To The Pumpkins! YEAY!

Old School Filtering...
The Camel Licked All Over My Hand...
Shortly After... I Made Friends With Soap...
Corn, Corn, Corn, Corn!
Shhh... We're Hunting Punkins!

Glory Hole Pumpkin...

Eskimo Harvest

D. Waiting For The Great Pumpkin... He Didn't Come...
R. and His New Bud!
Friendzy Funzies!
Um...

Harvest Love...
Pretty in Punkin!
Sigh... Maybe The Great Pumpkin Will Come Next Year!

Infomercials Are Making People Crazy!!!

So... It is my normal 5:56 am... and I just saw a paid commercial by Jack Van Impe that claimed that human implants are the sign of the beast. For those of you that are not familiar, this is a guy who buys his program through donations to spread the word of Jesus Christ. (The money could be spent on feeding the homeless, education, or various other things in the community, but that is a different blog). The thing that struck me on this particular night is that they were talking about human micro chipping and how it is the sign of the devil. Let me state the obvious first... people micro-chip their dogs in case they are lost, not little Timmy or Mary Sue.

Apparently it stems from the Book Of Revelations which claims that a human implant is the "Sign of the Beast", tracking their position for government rule. (And they spent all that time handing out pamphlets outside of Manson concerts!). The misinformation is that these devices (which have been done to humans on rare occasions) can track the individual like a navigation system, or that the government doesn't have more important people, groups or issues to track other than Christians.

The weird part is, there is no real reference of computer or digital tracking in the Book Of Revelation... and even Jack Van Impe's article on the subject has no scientific research backing over half of what he says, and there is no actual reference to this device actually being the sign of the devil, or the end of the world.

Do I want an implant that will one day track everything I say or do? Of course I don't. However I use basic reasoning to defend this right. I do not have to make nonsense remarks that have no scholastic measure to push my agenda. Let's bring intelligence and rational thought back people, and stop making up lies to push your beliefs!

Brian Posehn is Pretty Damn Nifty

So my friend Sara and I went to go see Brian Posehn do stand up a week or so ago...



and we talked about comic books...

and he was wicked nice...

and it was RAD!


That is all...

This Is Not My Wonderland

I have fallen down the rabbit hole as of late, only to find that the Mad Hatters, March Hares, White Rabbits, Lions and Unicorns have all turned into bro's. The Mad Hatter has traded his spiffy tailed jacket for an Ed Hardy shirt and has replaced his tea with Bud Select and Jager Bombs. All of the places that I longed to hang, to learn, to be creative have transformed from magical kingdoms to douche bag filling stations...
Enough of the puns... when did guys start to wear rhinestones on their shirts and jeans? When did the sun stop setting on cool, giving permission to wearing sunglasses in a dark bar? More importantly... where did manners go???
"Excuse me", "Pardon me", "I'm sorry", "Please" and "Thank you" have become a thing of the past... and it breaks this Wrath's Heart.
Bottom line: Stop Being a Douche!